Personal training is for all of you special princesses who don’t play well with others.

Ok Fine.  Yes yes, there are many scenarios when personal training may be preferred.  You have a more specific goal, you are recovering from a procedure or an injury, etc..  OR you want to absorb some of my genius from osmosis.  It’s ok.  I get it.  

We can do it.  Alas, since I like to remain a little mysterious, you must inquire personally about prices.  I promise I’ll be nice, and there is an actual physical price scale which exists.  Sarcasm and snarky encouragement are included in every package, free of charge.